December 2008
5 posts
Winter Break Accomplishments.
1) Sleep/eat. 2) Watch Beauty and the Beast. 3) Sleep/eat. 4) Learn how to tie a tie. 5) Sleep/eat. 6) Watch Mulan. 7) Sleep/eat.
This is probably unhealthy.
A Dedication to Jen.
I would like to dedicate an entire post to my neighbor, Jen Wang.
If we fail college, I would like everyone to know that I will be opening a massage parlor with Jen (as her faithful apprentice, of course).
Jen Wang, you are a wonderful person. You must share your talent with the world.
Britney Spears.
Is it a bad thing that I like her new album?
The Things You Learn in College.
Wednesday was a very enlightening day. I decided to take a bathroom break between anthropology and Japanese, so I came back to the dorm and made my way into the first bathroom stall. There was a toilet seat cover already there, as if someone changed their mind about taking a toosy (as Val would say) and left it there for me to enjoy. Either way, I noticed that, for nineteen years, I’ve been...